POSING FOR PICTURES WHILE DRUNK
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
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Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
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Potoo is the new official Fuck Yeah Dementia bird,
THIS BIRD IS SO RAD. watch your back sloths.
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she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
every time :’(
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal
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FUCK YEAH FRIDAY!!!!1
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